GODS: When I was your age, television was called games. And this is a special game. *Sits* It was the game my father used to play with me when I was sick, and I used to play with your father, and today, I'm gonna play it with you. Players: Does it got any sports in it? GODS: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, True Love, miracles.... Player Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake. *Turns off TV* GODS: Oh. Well thank you very much. Very nice of you. *Takes off hat* Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right. *Puts glasses on* "Mafia Spring Game 2015", Day One.
Day one has officially started. All game actions can now be taken, including kills, item trading/activation/destruction, and petition signing.
Players: We'll never survive! GODS: Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has.
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