Asjm was happily living in a lovely cottage in the woods with his 7 dwarves. One day, while the dwarves were out mining for diamonds to stick in the oven and turn into CO2 for their gas heating system, an excited young girl stopped by the cottage and knocked on the door, claiming to sell boxes of girl scout cookies. Asjm gullibly bought thirty boxes of thin mints and caramel delites, never questioning how this little girl found his address. When the dwarves returned from their mining, they were horrified to find Alex, collapsed on the ground, dead, surrounded by thirty empty boxes of girl scout cookies and several empty bags of milk.
Asjm was killed on 4W at 11:54pm.
Day is extended to 12:54 am.
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