Hello, listeners.
We are a bit off schedule with our daily radio shows this week, but Upper Management has decided that it is crucial to get this news to the town as fast as possible. With the City Council's blessing, we have secured the relevant facts of the situation, and will disseminate them to you now.
One of our residents, ermain, was found dead this morning at around 12:30pm in Chapter Room.
At this stage, it is still too early to know who, or what, killed her, as well as what motive they may or may not have had, but listeners, as a fellow townsperson I would suggest that you all stay indoors and far, far away from the crime scene, to both allow World Government officials to properly work on investigating the criminal and avoid being fingered as the criminal yourselves.
Troubled times appear to be on us, but we should not worry too much. As members of this small town in the desert, we will surely survive this ordeal.
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