Hello, listeners.
Our top story today -- dpalumbo was found earlier today stewing in a pool of his own blood, at around 1:35pm in 26-321. The City Council has sworn to look into his death, as it had with so many of the others, but as usual, listeners -- if you think you might now anything about this, please send your comments in via the City Council's suggestion box. We would all be so grateful if you did.
In other news, the mole people attempted once again to overrun the radio station this morning. I was upstairs in a meeting with Upper Management, of course, but they managed to take down one intern before being subdued by the blue helicopters, led on by the Sheriff's Secret Police. We all mourn the passing of Intern Fred, and hope that, wherever he is now, he is in a much better place.
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