The list is:
1. I thought these were supposed to be positive.
2. Boffers don't kill people, people kill people.
3. My standards, they are not high.
4. Baby ducklings continue to be adorable. They have not mutated into bizarre lizards. -ECD (PS begs to differ)
5. Birds and lizards are basically the same. What about birds and dinosaurs?
6. Spray paint comes off your hands if you wash them in oil.
7. Given a choice b/w mirrors and bigons, choose mirrors.
8. You can suplex a deer if you try hard enough.
9. You are loved. You are welcome.
10. All 8 scoot back can be a legal call.
11. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Taminations.
12. Please maintain your health and energy.
(and talk to PS if you want some advice / someone to listen).13. The squishables are squishy and blankets are fluffy.
14. Burmaster sink is fixed!
15. I've never seen a fire extinguisher explode in person.
16. Advocate for your own well-being.
17. The house has a lot of books.
18. The internet isn't made of pigeons.
19. Nobody set off the fire alarms!
20. This, too, shall pass. You are worthy.
21. ECD: I'm not out of clean laundry yet. TPW: If only you were me.
22. Alexandrite is also very pretty.
23. HURLUH AM CAT KAT AN AI EXISTSSH
24. No matter what else, life is a free pair of teeth. -Adnewood
25. Bismuth crystals are really pretty. And like $7 on Amazon.
26. That which does not kill us, makes us stronger!
27. Just you watch, that'll be the next thing she writes.
28. We still have sugar and we didn't run out of sugar.
29. The basement doesn't flood. -According to TPW
30. ECD: shell casings leave exclamation mark shaped burns! TPW: when did we destroy your positivity filter?
31. Murder is never the answer.
32. Time is passing, so make the most of it!
33. You will, on average, outlive your professor. -DP
34. After college, you can set all of your psets on fire.
35. ECD can shoot a bullseye of 17ft. Next time, she'll be better.
36. Your worth has already been proven.
37. You are a swell person.
38. You can buy 200 resistors for $1.
39. Trees are big... (and fluffy)? -ECD
40. Porcupines are adorable.
41. Is Pravina really a robot? Tune in and find out!
42. There are so many beanbags, whee!