They are the Mafia who don’t do anything!
They just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask them to do anything,
They’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything!”
Well they’ve never gone to Maseeh
And they’ve never gone to E.C.
And they’ve never hid for hours in a dormitory hall.
And they’ve never run for Mayor
And they’ve never framed a player
And they’ve never been to Boston in the fall!
They are the Mafia who don’t do anything!
They just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask them to do anything,
They’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything!”
Well, they’ve never had a conscript
And they’ve never used a warrant
And they’ve never hired a hitman
And they’ve barely killed it all.
And they’ve never stalked the ten-day
And they’ve never formed a lynch-mob.
And they’ve never been to Boston in the fall!
They are the Mafia who don’t do anything!
They just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask them to do anything,
They’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything!”
Sorry, Mafia! I love you all, whoever you are! But we're all waiting for the game to pick up again.