"I've done it! My invention has succeeded! Muhahaha!" Jackie exclaimed, pressing the "start" button of Future Gadget #8, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). And indeed, the email that she sent arrived not a second later, but rather a full day before she had sent it. Jackie had invented time travel! For emails! However, just as she was jumping in excitement, she clutched her chest, screamed, and fell to the ground of a heart attack. For she had violated the law(s)... of time and space.
Jackie died at 10:23 pm in the Men's Head bathroom of ET. Day is extended to 11:48 pm.
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