"Aren't you so proud of the SCUM that's been selected?"
"The scum?"
"No, you're saying it wrong. It's SCUM."
"Scum?"
"... You haven't read Article DCLXVI of the CRAPPY rulebook, have you?"
"What are you talking about? Of course I have!"
"Okay, then prove--"
"SORRY I MUST BE OFF TO THE BATHROOM NOW, TO PERFORM BATHROOM TASKS"
*gasps for breath* Hey, guys. So apparently I've forgotten to tell you that we have a Secret Committee for Uplifting Morale! This special subcommittee contains three members (but they're secret, of course!), and once per day, they're allowed uplift the spirits of a person they deem to have ideas that are bad for our party! There are some other clauses and stipulations in there. Some stuff about setting a Truly, Really Awesome Party, or manipulating the invitations, and some other stuff too. You should probably read about it in Article DCLXVI of the rulebook, if you haven't. Not that anyone would have forgotten to read that or anything.
Anyway, I think you guys will probably be in good hands! If you have any complaints, we have an anonymous suggestion box. Just take a slip of paper, write down your name on it, and indicate you have a complaint about. I'll come back at the end of the day, and we'll see if we can resolve some of your issues.
But enough about the itty gritty, let's get going! I just know we'll come up with the best party ever! Keep the theme ideas going! Remember, there are no bad ideas! Except maybe lilychen's idea of turning our party into a modern art exhibit... Seriously, what's wrong with her?
Oh, that reminds me. She died, just now. Keep up the good work, everyone! lilychen was killed in Stata cafe at 12:13 pm.
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