Live Action Mafia

"I can guess the answers to most of these."

"That just means you understand me on a deeper level."

He was almost ready. Already, David had prepared an excellent costume-- hat, eye patch, parrot. The whole shebang. All he had left to do was test out his extensive repository of pirate-themed jokes, and he would have everything he needed to make this the Best PAAAAARty Ever (TM).

"What's a pirate's favorite temporal transportation?"
"The TAAAAARdis."

"What's a pirate's favorite fire-type Pokemon?"
"ChAAAAARizard."

"No, wait, I have one for you."
"What is it?"
"What's a pirate's favorite thing to do to CRAPPY members with themes that involve bad jokes?"

David paused for a second. This was a hard one.

"Um... I don't know. What?"
"MurDAAAAAR."
"That's not even--"

kaufmand died at 1:59 PM in 36-156.

in BMF kitchen. BMF kitchen can confirm (sueshep, lucci, ishara)

Ellena and I were in my room talking about mafia. (She can confirm)

Confirmed.

At my HASS class (CMS.608)

I was/am at work, working.

In 5.12 recitation.

Holding 12.400 office hours in 54.

working in stata, no witnesses (so effectively no alibi)

In clam kitchen. ltchin can confirm that I was there before the murder, and Lucy can confirm that I was there after.

On the 8th floor of the green building for OH. NPs can confirm.

I was burying ksedlar's body... somebody's gotta bury the people we lynch.

but before i did that i was in my .004 recitiation

Was sitting in 7.38, mentally preparing myself to give a presentation about microtubules. Which I then proceeded to do for the next 40 minutes. It went alright in case you guys were wondering.

6.033 lecture, roommate can confirm.

9.65 lecture.

I have a rock solid alibi guys! I was with the most trusted player in game, ksedlar, in ESG between classes. I can give names and contact info for two NPs who were there at the time if it improves the alibi at all, which I don't think it really does.

ksedlar is a ghost, and as such, she cannot vouch for you

I was leaving 18.03 lecture in 10-250 to go to pistol.

Is this what you meant?

To clarify, are you saying svolz edited the post?

If not, what are you saying?

Hah. Nice. No, I didn't edit the post. Aok was just making a joke.

ohhhhh, I get it.

I'm dumb, ignore me.

I was in E18-301K with no one around, but I was gchatting with an NP friend (Mathcamp JC Alex Stark, alexmaplegm@gmail.com) from 1:54 until 2:01, according to gchat records. Copy-pasting the transcript:

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 1:54 PM
Adam Hesterberg
*poke*
alexmaplegm
Hallo!
Adam Hesterberg
Hello!
Congratulations
!
alexmaplegm
Thanks!
Adam Hesterberg
*is excited*
My "6 is a big number" shirt you can just bring to Mathcamp instead of shipping, if it's more convenient.
(I almost said that earlier, but caught myself. )
alexmaplegm
Tehe
Bringing the shirt to Mathcamp would save a little bit of time and money
Adam Hesterberg
Also, how go things for you?
alexmaplegm
Math is hard
I guess I knew that before I started taking math classes and stuff
but now it's the reality of my life
Adam Hesterberg
What math classes are you taking?
alexmaplegm
A set theory class, a ring/module theory class, and a linear algebra class
Adam Hesterberg
Well, good luck!
Oh, also, I started playing Kingdom of Loathing because of your yearbook entry. I'm Pesto19.
(I actually started playing a few months ago, but didn't get around to saying so until now.)
We should poke each other there.
alexmaplegm
Sure!
Adam Hesterberg
Anyway, see you at camp!
alexmaplegm
Yeah!

(My last "Anyway, see you at camp!" was at 2:01.)

When lzahray said she had a rock solid alibi, she meant that she had an alibi about as solid as having a rock vouch for her.

Note that Pesto could have edited the time that he posted. It's still a reasonably good alibi, though.

Proving your alibi electronically is not allowed, by the way.

Sounds worthless to me.

It has an NP you can contact.

Just woke up. Alibi was that I was sleeping in my room I walked back at around 1 PM with Victor from main campus. He told me that he was going to sleep, and I told him that I was going to sleep.

Oh, I didn't actually notice that he included the NP's contact info. Thanks for pointing that out.