Live Action Mafia

His heart beats in his chest. He can hear the sound of his own breath, hurried and ragged, as he stumbled down the stairs, desperately trying to stay alive.

Or not. He's David motherfucking Kaufman.

A shot rings out.

Krue died in Black Hole kitchen at 6:42pm

This happened at the same time as the chase was happening. I was in clam kitchen with tjhance and gxing. I met lopezv at the door shortly after chasing after Lily Chen

I was walking into random as Lilly said.

I was tooling in my room.

To the best of my ability to reconstruct the time-line, this death occurred a few minutes after I saw lilychen chasing kaufmand, while I was hiding in my room.

Your heart beats in your chest. You can hear the sound of your own breath, hurried and ragged, as you stumble down the stairs, desperately trying to stay alive.

You succeed. You're David motherfucking Kaufman.

And this isn't a dream, so you remember that your pursuer is lilychen.

I didn't kill Krue; lily probably did. My alibi is that I was being chased by lily around the time of the kill.

alex, garywang, adamyedidia, and I have been chillin at ET.

I really think that "David motherfucking Kaufman" sounds better than "motherfucking David Kaufman."

Agreed in general. Although the written version seems reasonable to me in this particular case.

Also thank you. I'll be here all day. Quite literally; I refuse to leave my hiding place.

I was sitting in my kitchen in McCormick watching the action unfold on forum.

A reminder that God can totally change "motherfucking David Kaufman" to "David motherfucking Kaufman" if enough people want it changed.

If you do please change my flavor text to match.

Yep. 'Cuz Katie was also telling me earlier that "David motherfucking Kaufman" sounds better than "motherfucking David Kaufman".

In my defense, English was my third language.

Take 24.900 and learn about fucking insertion?

Wait does 24.900 really teach you about the right place to insert fucking?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Apparently the correct place for "fucking" is one of those things where either you memorize a list of rules for where it's usually appropriate, or you use English long enough that it becomes second nature. Like fan-fucking-tastic vs fantas-fucking-tic.

Yes they do! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expletive_infixation

Huh, most intriguing *chinstroke* Perhaps I should look more into this.