Live Action Mafia

Shikachu, a trainer so in sync with his team of six Pikachu that his ears were turning pointy, was hanging out outside ET, teaching his pikachu pile how to thundershock while working on his design for the arm-mounted tasers that would let him learn the move as well. "Soon I shall be able to fight beside my pokémon!" shikachu said cheerfully. Just then, he heard a muffled voice from behind him. He turned around, looking into the house to see who had spoken. A black-clad figure with a red R on their chest dropped a pokéball, activating their Charizard. "Lizard Breath. Flamethrower." Shikachu was consumed in an instant by a torrent of fire.

TL;DR: shikexue has died in the doorway of ET at around 11:44. Day has been extended until 12:44.

Anyone else notice that Dgrazian's initial sig this game was "Charizard"?

I did not, at least not consciously. I totally did not intend the flavor text to be spoilery; I was just running through my mental list of "ways to be violently killed by a Pokémon."

Charrrrrrrrrrr

But really, if you want to win at pokemon, Computer Search + Professor Oak is the way to go