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 Post subject: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:03 pm 
Amulet of Creation 20
Apocalypse Crystal 20
Bear Trap 15
Blight of Weakness 5
Blood-Red Potion 5
Blood-Red Potion 5
Blood-Red Potion 5
Blue Potion 6
Blue Potion 6
Boots of Shroud 25
Boots of the Veteran Traveler 50
Brown Potion 8
Cloak of Fortification 30
Cloning Vat 40
Crippling Contagion 5
Crystal Ball 20
Cyan Potion 10
Dagger of the Deep 20
Dark Dagger 8
Doubling Potion 10
Duelist's Gloves 15
Dust of Discovery 15
Dust of Discovery 15
Dust of Locating 8
Dust of Targeting 4
Dust of Targeting 4
Gloves of the Craftsman 20
Gnomish Potion 12
Gnomish Potion 12
Grey Potion 8
Minor Runestone of Knowledge 5
Nightshade of Neglect 15
Porcupine Cloak 15
Potion of Charisma 6
Potion of Craftsmanship 5
Potion of Craftsmanship 5
Potion of Craftsmanship 5
Potion of Joy 10
Ring of Reagents 25
Runestone of More Runestones 8
Sapphire Powder 5
Sapphire Powder 5
Sapphire Powder 5
Silver Potion 20
Stone Helm 15
Turquoise Potion 10
Wand of Regeant Transformation 20


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:23 pm 
The troll shopkeeper seems to be dressed a bit nicer today, for some strange reason. Maybe it's his birthday.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:27 pm 

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Prithee, shopkeeper, you are dashing as ever today. I can bequeath upon you my birthday present tonight; I shall be visiting your villa.

Because I am here, I must entreat you, I desire the Footwear of the Traveler. I offer the asking amount (fifty).


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:59 pm 

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Happy birthday! Can me get wand of reagent transformation please?


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:21 am 

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Prithee, I also desire the Silver Potion, indeed I do. As I say this, I display my utmost swagger and handsomeness, indeed I do.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:04 am 

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I enter the shop and take notice of the potion of joy. I attempt to take the potion and run out without paying.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:51 am 
The troll shopkeeper shyly steps out from behind the counter when manInATrenchcoat approaches. As he gets nearer, his foul body odor becomes increasingly hard to ignore. "You think me be dashing? Uh... uh... you... you have really nice face." He turns around to get manInATrenchcoat's requested items, and as he leans over, his suit pants rip, the strain from being worn on a large, misshapen troll finally too much. "Oh, uh, oh no, me no mean to do that." Quickly attempting to cover himself, he tears off the curtains and wraps them around his waist. He returns to gathering the Boots of the Traveler, Wand of Reagent Transformation, and Silver potion, exchanging them with manInATrenchcoat for their offered price. His claw lingers on manInATrenchcoat's hand, and it is clear that the troll has been sweating profusely, leaving the items slightly sticky. When manInATrenchcoat mentions his villa, the troll shuffles awkwardly. "Oh... me actually no have villa. But me have large dirt cave! It not look good like man with nice face does, but it have less bugs than other caves in area! And me no see rat since last week! Uh, me can go to farm and kill large pig, make nice big dinner for us. You... you want have dinner with me?"

While the shopkeeper is distracted, Ultimate Adventurer sneaks into the shop, and quickly grabs the potion of joy. "Hey! You not pay me money, that be bad!" the troll shopkeeper shouts, trying to catch him. However, with skill and a lot of luck, Ultimate Adventurer dodges the shopkeeper's large claws and darts out of the shop. A while later, the shopkeeper makes a sign that says, "No ulteemit avensurer aloud," in barely legible handwriting, and puts it squarely in front of the shop door.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:57 am 

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THE TWO DAGGERS PLS


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:41 am 

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ALSO BLOOD RED POTION AND CRIPPLING CONTAGION


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:19 am 

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EH ILL TAKE THE BOOTS OF SHROUD AND NOT DAGGER OF THE DEEP


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:42 am 

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OKAY I RETRACT EVERYTHING AND BUY BOOTS OF SHROUD, NIGHTSHADE OF NEGLECT AND BLOODRED POTION


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:51 am 

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NO BLOODRED POTION ACTUALLY


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:06 am 

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Can me get cloning vat too?


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:20 am 

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I OFFER THE LISTED PRICE FOR THE BOOTS OF SHROUD AND NIGHTSHADE OF NEGLECT. I CANNOT AFFORD BOTH, BUT RANK THE BOOTS HIGHER PRIORITY THAN THE NIGHTSHADE.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:34 am 

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I ALSO BID FOR TH BEAR TRAP. MY PRIORITY IS BOOTS OF SHROUD NIGHTSHADE OF NEGLECT THEN BEAR TRAP BUT I CAN ONLY BUY 2 OF THE 3. I OFFER AN EXTRA GOLD FOR EACH OF THE FIRST TWO


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:35 am 

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I seeth a quarrel in the shoppe. Prithee, I begeth of thee to maketh amends. Thee two art both mine own dearest allies.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:50 am 

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UPON CLOSER INSPECTION, THE BOOTS SPARKLE WITH AN UNCANNY GLEAM. I PROFFER 4 ADDITIONAL GOLD FOR THEM ON TOP OF THE LISTED PRICE AND COMPLIMENT THE TROLL ON HIS FINE STOCK. OF COURSE, SHOULD FORTUNE CAST THEM ELSEWHERE, MY OTHER OFFER REMAINS OPEN.

ELF, YOUR WISDOM AND DIPLOMACY FALL ON OPEN EARS. YET A QUARREL BETWEEN FRIENDS IS BETTER THAN A QUARREL BETWEEN ENEMIES, IS IT NOT? TAKE SOLACE; THE VESTIGE OF OUR FAILING FRIENDSHIP LIES IN YOUR HEART.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:06 pm 

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I RETRACT MY OFFER ON THE BOOTS OF SHROUD


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:17 pm 

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Associates, prithee, th're is nay needeth f'r quarreling. All of us may mutually obtaineth our greatest goals, and we has't togeth'r did earn nothing but each oth'r's trusteth.

Shopkeep, I desire a potion of craftsmanship and a dagg'r of the deep.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:40 pm 

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I SHALL STAND DOWN FROM MY OUTBIDDING AND OFFER ONLY 1 EXTRA GOLD FOR THE BOOTS. I ALSO RETRACT MY BID FOR THE NIGHTSHADE. APOLOGIES, SHOPKEEPER; YOUR BOOTS ARE TRULY FINE, BUT MY PREVIOUS OFFER WAS MADE OUT OF ANGER, NOT RESPECT.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:53 pm 

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I WANT DAGGER DARK AND CONTAGION STONE HELM


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:00 pm 

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BLOODRED POTION


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:03 pm 

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Shopkeep, I eke desire two bloodred potions.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:18 pm 

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I shall take all three bloodred potions and the apocalypse chime, paying the gold for them. I hope that the bloodred potions shall prevent me from becoming blood-dead...


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:28 pm 
The troll shopkeeper is confused about everyone shouting their purchases and then retracting them, while including various conditionals. "Me no smart enough for fancy conditions!" he complains. He then makes the following sales:
kilobyte: 1 bloodred potion, apocalypse crystal
FeelingDrowsy: 1 bloodred potion, potion of craftsmanship, dagger of the deep
FIERY_DEATH: 1 bloodred potion, dark dagger, stone helm, crippling contagion, bear trap, nightshade of neglect for 16
continue_too_long: boots of shroud for 26 gold
manInATrenchcoat: cloning vat. Additionally, there appears to be an oozy, partially dissolved rose in the cloning vat, which the shopkeeper seems to have attempted to slip in without realizing the effect the vat would have on it.

(As always, please decrement your own gold, and make sure you can afford the things you're purchasing; I won't be able to check it for you.)


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:17 pm 

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I shall obtain the Gloves of the Craftsman and the Dust of Discovery Channel.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:18 pm 

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Prithee, my dearest, indeed. This flower, beautiful as it is, is nothing compared to your own beauty. Indeed, you are the brightest to me.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:34 pm 

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I wish to buy a potion. A potion of charisma por favor.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:37 pm 

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I rescind my purchase. I would instead like to buy Ring of Reagents and Wand of Reagent Transmorgrification, er, Transformation.


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 Post subject: Re: Day 5 Shop
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:42 pm 

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I see that the Transmorgrifying Wand has, predictably, already been obtained. So I'll only purchase the One Ring.


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