"Hey giiiirrrl, if you were a townsperson and I were mafia, I'd frame you, 'cause you look so fiiiine."
"..."
shikexue stood in front of a mirror mounted on the wall. Keeping up a skill like this? It took constant practice. He prepared his favored facial expression and started his delivery.
"Hey girl, I heard you were an innocent child. Would you like to become a child?"
"Hey baby, you wanna be Gay Knights for each other?"
"Hey girl, are you conscripted? 'Cause I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."
"Girl, you must be a mic, 'cause I am your receiver."
Satisfied with his clever wit, he paused to think about the party he would plan. A whole party of wonderfully crafted pickup lines.
A voice called from behind him.
"Hey, wanna bang?"
"You should work on your delivery. That was too forward, and--"
A shot rang.
shikexue died in Pecker kitchen (Random hall) at 2:07 am.
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