Live Action Mafia

role: Gay knight

Ever since you were a colt you've been ridden by men, strong muscular men topping you into battle, that was what you were for after all, everybody did it as a job or as "experimentation" but the experiment you wanted to run was different, you wanted to be on top of a dark and brooding stallion. After a few years, puberty, and some battles both with swords and with "swords", you've finally found the one for you, who, even though they might also be male, is the one you want to "mare"y, you are no longer topped by knights, you are a knight, a knight gay for x.

role:
Desperado,

Your a maneiac, maeniac, oh oh oh, and your lion like you've never lion'ed before.

Nobody else believes you are a lion, rather than simply a cat but you'll show them, with your health defying potion, some may call you crazy, but you say desperate times call for desperado measures.

role:
Prophet,
Ever since you were a child the divine bovine has spoken to you, confirming that you were his messenger to all of animal kind... admittedly these speeches tended to occur more often when you took herbal "remedies" for your "headaches", but you're sure people will accept your heavenly cowling if you can finely demonstrate you are right.

role:
investigator
Dog is man's best friend, unfortunately man occasionally kills other man, so dog occasionally kill other man, tearing limb from the... anyways, now that the great war is over you are past that stage in your life and have settled down to a calm and fulfilling family life, however your years in the (human) police have given you a keen sense of smell as well as a fairly dark, some may say black and white, view of the world. So when deaths occur you feel resigned to at least figure out what happened.

role:
cynic

You've always suspected the other animals were up to fowl play, you ducked their questions and their cliques, birds of a feather may flock together but you've always been a loaner, which isn't to say you've chickened out of danger, but rather that... well you recognize that while what's good for the geese is good for the gander, it pays to be skeptical that what's good for the gander is always good for the geese.

conspiracy theorist
Has nobody ever considered that maybe the reason that chickens have a pecking order is to keep the plebeians unaware of the people really in control..., hey I'm just asking questions, if you disagree you can go pluck yourself.

superhero,

You've been telling all your friends you had superpowers since you were 5, unfortunately they never seemed to see rolling around in the mud as a super power, but you'll show them, you'll become oinkcontrollably strong.

Innocent child
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, who the mafia wanted dead. You are innocent and though you are trying to be baaaaahrave sometimes you might want to remove the fleece in front of other people's eyes and reveal your identity

Genie
Camel' on, do you really expect a genie on a farm, well get off your high hump, because this genie is here, possibly queer and ready to win, and she's calling it all (ad) in for the town to win cleaning the carpet with the other team, as long as she's not deserted she'll carry the town to victory.


Rogue
Your a creep, your a loser, what are you doing here, you don't belong here, oh oh, get with the mafia and you'll finally have found your true purpose, in the meantime you need to steak out your claim.

mafia
You have beef with some of these animals, they need to stop poulet'ing around and get back to work, after all, just because the humans are gone doesn't mean the farm doesn't need to bring home the bacon, some say it's time for fun and game, but while you might agree with the game, your idea of fun, is porkly aligned with the rest of the town.

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