Perhaps something like:
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Ummmm... guys. I was walking back from LaVerde's (no more food in my room!) and had my headphones in. Somewhere between BC and Macgregor, someone (brunette male a little taller than me, skinny, I didn't really see his face since it was partially hidden by his zipped-up jacket) came and tapped me from behind and said "bang"... I don't know if he was trailing me or not, but I asked what he meant, and he said something to the effect of, "You're dead, I just banged you." (harhar)
But obviously there's already been a kill today, so I asked if he was hired to be a hitman, and he said yes. I then told him that the kill was not legit, but I don't think he believed me. I'm going to make sure Alex knows that the kill isn't valid. If the person was indeed telling the truth, then the mafia just fucked up royally and attempted a double-kill....... and used up their hitman.
Who has not been online today and wouldn't know that Jason Chiu has been killed?
Obviously with changed wording to make it more believable, and I need to actually walk outside and make sure that JJ/JY/other people aren't somehow also walking back from the student center right now. I could post this later if you want, but I'm not sure how plausible it sounds. Thoughts? Perhaps JB should post it instead? (It also shifts blame onto people who would want to target JB, read: JRC/JJ). Although that wouldn't really match up with the "who hasn't been online" thing.