Ksedlar had been part of the 40 Thieves for two years now, and was rather displeased with the division of wealth amongst the company. It seemed like the boss got about 35% of each plunder, then numbers 2-11 split another 30%, numbers 12-24 got 20%, and 25-40 had to live with the remaining 15%. You couldn’t raise a family with only 1% of a robbery! It was outrageous! She had had enough. Tonight, she was going to take her family donkey and four large, empty bags, and steal as much gold as she could from the safehouse, then run away and live like a king with her children. She reached the rock, and shouted “Open, Sesame!” It took Katie two whole days to fill up the sacks with gold, and at the end of it, she had entirely forgotten what grain opened the door. After trying everything from rice to quinoa, someone outside shouted “Open, Sesame!” “Sesame, that was it!” She thought, as the band of thieves stormed it and dismembered her for her thievery.
ksedlar was found dead at 11:31 in front of her room on Clam
Day has been extended to 12:31
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