The troll shopkeeper shyly steps out from behind the counter when manInATrenchcoat approaches. As he gets nearer, his foul body odor becomes increasingly hard to ignore. "You think me be dashing? Uh... uh... you... you have really nice face." He turns around to get manInATrenchcoat's requested items, and as he leans over, his suit pants rip, the strain from being worn on a large, misshapen troll finally too much. "Oh, uh, oh no, me no mean to do that." Quickly attempting to cover himself, he tears off the curtains and wraps them around his waist. He returns to gathering the Boots of the Traveler, Wand of Reagent Transformation, and Silver potion, exchanging them with manInATrenchcoat for their offered price. His claw lingers on manInATrenchcoat's hand, and it is clear that the troll has been sweating profusely, leaving the items slightly sticky. When manInATrenchcoat mentions his villa, the troll shuffles awkwardly. "Oh... me actually no have villa. But me have large dirt cave! It not look good like man with nice face does, but it have less bugs than other caves in area! And me no see rat since last week! Uh, me can go to farm and kill large pig, make nice big dinner for us. You... you want have dinner with me?"
While the shopkeeper is distracted, Ultimate Adventurer sneaks into the shop, and quickly grabs the potion of joy. "Hey! You not pay me money, that be bad!" the troll shopkeeper shouts, trying to catch him. However, with skill and a lot of luck, Ultimate Adventurer dodges the shopkeeper's large claws and darts out of the shop. A while later, the shopkeeper makes a sign that says, "No ulteemit avensurer aloud," in barely legible handwriting, and puts it squarely in front of the shop door.
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