Live Action Mafia

A game of sneakiness and paranoia
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 Post subject: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:29 pm 
Completely independently:

Ahkim "I want you to know that Maxmurin, corwind and I have a chat about rethinking everything we know about biology" (they are a bear, her wife, and their child)


Fischerj "how does that even work. like did a bear come out of my vagina" (while questioning whether humans can have blood relationships with bears)


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:39 pm 
In public on floorpi tvl, after roles have been sent out, but before game starts:
Yyao: *attempts to Gau gau maxmurin*
Maxmurin: *attempts to Gau gau yyao*
Maxmurin: "I plead sexy"
Both are bears who don't know each other and are messing around.

Later, after game starts
Maxmurin: traumatizes yyao by pretending to fake incant "Kuma shock"


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:46 am 
From the GM spreadsheet:

yyao1: Poisoned corwind, pickpocketed gun from maxmurin, smiled at ahkim


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:25 am 
"I give Josh my flower, he gives it back" -python

(This does nothing except add python's flower to the "list of flowers touched by Team Yaoi", which is important for one of the flower competitions.)


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:55 pm 
"don't do it. For one, I have a potato" -m2w


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:32 am 
"wow max's rifle is really sleeping around" - jack


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:50 pm 
"....Either that or I'm a lazy bear. but I'm a twink." - nguyenin


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:12 pm 
"someone really hates lesbians" - jack
"I mean...they're all lesbians" - tsims


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:13 pm 
"Well, I know you didn't kill swampfox, because we got lunch"
"I think this is the solidest alibi I've ever had" - meghal and maxmurin, talking about maxmurin's alibi for swampfox murder
Guess who killed swampfox?


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:55 pm 
"Yyao has to be good he gave me a free bloodlust" - meghal


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:04 pm 
""I have never lied about being a bear. Whenever someone asks me, I reply "Yup, I'm a bear""-maxmurin


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:10 pm 
"Should I start making punnett squares?" - m2w


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:17 pm 
"still hashing out my last two potatoes"-Lucy, Bearthulhu summoner (Bets on whether this pun is intentional?)


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:46 pm 
"I believe Max Murin is not a bear. I'm even surer that Yannick is not a bear." - meghal


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:32 pm 
yyao pickpockets the scroll of knowledge "Pickpockets can steal items if they are in the same room"
"This is the most useless item ever"


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:50 pm 
Ahkim - Sammy
"Thanks for dying"
"Wait, this was mutual?"


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:33 pm 
"They're both dirty harlots"-Ksedlar


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:56 pm 
pravinas, at some point in the beginning:
"Oh no someone has stolen my lesbianism"


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:18 am 
julian: "is the infant gao gao? *incant"
maxmurin: "yes, the infant is gao gao. it's more tender that way"

Earlier, between ksedlar and Lucy
"the bear kill infant"


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:26 am 
"If the GMs didn't put shield into the game, I'm going to declare poorly memed."


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:41 am 
"Even if we trap a bear in a bear trap and lock them in a room, we still can't force someone to eat a tide pod???" - fischerj


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:20 am 
"I'm so sad I havent been eaten by a bear yet. Swallow me whole daddy" -fischerj


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:41 pm 
"ksedlar is town. She needed bullets to shoot town. Unfortunately Yannick stole her bullet, so then he returned it." - Julian


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:16 pm 
"NOW YOU LISTEN HERE JASONYE"

"You better back off or else I swear I will set up special arrangements you will very soon regret!!" - ObitoSigma (not a player, but we have to have a quote from Obitosigma)


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:09 pm 
Meghal: "Can Julian get from the green building 11:02 to class in 11:06?"
*turns to Julian*
"Can you?"
Julian, full well knowing it's true: "I don't know"
Max: "Well, you only have to do it once"
Every spoiled person in the room laughs nervously. (Sammy, Julian, Max, ixa)

Later:
"Well maybe you're on a bear and and on sword?" - Meghal


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:09 am 
Meghal now believes max and ksedlar are the most likely bears.


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:37 am 
From Ksedlar:


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:28 pm 
I use my gasoline on random roofdeck (won't be the first time it's been on fire) - cmcclena


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:00 pm 
"Katie was a bear who was shot by a rifle" - Shovel result for Ksedlar's death


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:41 pm 
More from ObitoSigma (earlier than the last one):

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE

You back off or I'll yaoi on your furry ass


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